Funky Trunks Men’s Sidewinder Trunks Out Trumped

Description

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.

I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

If you consider yourself a global figure that has been gifted with a higher sense of worthiness and
intellect than other mere mortals, then this is the swimwear for you. Designed with an acute sense
of who might actually be wearing this product, we have personally blessed and caressed each pair
before it leaves us to become part of your magnificent and truly beautiful world.
This print is a placement so the pattern will appear exactly as you see it in the photos, except of
course larger or smaller sizes will have more or less of the print on display. It has also been produced
via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there
is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.